I swear if I hear another 'God Bless You' or 'Gesundheit' they're gonna get kicked in the crotch.

I'm sick of this shit - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Responses_to_sneezing

This is why -

"In non-English-speaking cultures, words referencing good health or a long life are often used instead of "bless you," though some also use references to God."

Fuck that shit.

I prefer this -

"In East Asian cultures such as Chinese, Korean and Japanese cultures, there is no customary response to a sneeze and it is customary to say nothing at all."


And this-

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_bless_you#Origins_and_legends