Poor Compulsive Hoarder

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsive_hoarding

I would not say I have all the symptoms, but it's pretty clear to me some of there are there. Add to the fact that I'm going to be poor for at least the next little while (i.e. part of the 99%) and you pretty much describe me.

If I were rich you could say I have mild case of gear acquisition syndrome (Google claims in my search these two are related, but I disagree; being poor is the distinctive difference).