This would explain so much .... were it actually true.

But it makes so much sense as to why these books are such garbage - guess there must be some other reason -

J.K. Rowling Revealed To Be Pseudonym For Newt Gingrich

Former Speaker Wrote All Harry Potter Books, Sources Confirm

 http://www.theonion.com/articles/jk-rowling-revealed-to-be-pseudonym-for-newt-gingr,33122/