Oh double nickel, how I wish too it was an Onion article.

Sadly it's not. The right-wingers in Canada running the country into the ground are really that stupid to allow this.

Infected salmon declared fit for human consumption by Canadian Food Inspection Agency

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2013/02/01/infected_salmon_declared_fit_for_human_consumption_by_canadian_food_inspection_agency.html