The Onion and GMO food.

If you can stomach all the crappy ads you have to deal with, there is quite a set of gems in this clip-



Ear Of Genetically Modified Corn Begs For Death

And then there's this -

http://www.theonion.com/articles/geneticallymodified-food-activity-around-the-natio,19310/

Seriously, these folks who come up with this are beyond messed up.