No wonder I look and feel so horrible.

It's the air -

...AIR STAGNATION ADVISORY NOW IN EFFECT UNTIL 10 AM PST FRIDAY
JANUARY 24...

* AIR QUALITY...LOW-LEVEL TEMPERATURE INVERSIONS AND LIGHT WINDS
  WILL RESULT IN WORSENING OF AIR QUALITY AT TIMES THROUGH NEXT
  FRIDAY.

* IMPACTS...LIMITED MOVEMENT OF THE AIR WILL ALLOW AIR POLLUTANTS
  TO INCREASE AT TIMES THROUGH NEXT FRIDAY. IMPACTS WILL BE
  GREATEST ON INDIVIDUALS WITH RESPIRATORY ILLNESSES.

* RESTRICTIONS/BURN BANS...CHECK WITH YOUR LOCAL CLEAN AIR
  AGENCY FOR ANY RESTRICTIONS...SUCH AS BURN BANS...IN YOUR
  AREA.