2012-10-28

Janice Weingarten's concern for Brian Johnson ...

... is touching.

 http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-hope-the-guy-who-got-knocked-out-by-the-american,30107/

Classic line -

"As far as I’m concerned, the phrase “safety first” ain’t noise pollution. No, sir. To me, it makes good, good sense."

Brian, if you're out there, please read the article in the link above.

4 comments:

  1. An extremely poor imitation of www.wilfturnbull.co.uk

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  2. No, the Wilfy website sounds like a poor imitation of something trying to sound funny, like those idiots who do literal videos.

    They like Wilfy might develop a sense of humor, after they have the surgery to pull the stick out of their asses.

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  3. Read it before you pass judgement

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  4. Refer to my previous reply. Wilfy sounds like a complete prat with a stick up his ass. The Aerosmith one is proof enough -

    "Not only are your pop orgies within such a receptacle completely off-limits socially; they may also at some juncture place sufficient strain upon the supporting traction cables."

    What a fucking idiot. First off the physical basis for his statement is pretty shoddy. Secondly, Wilfy, it's a ROCK SONG, and a humorous one. Clearly the writer's never had any kind of fun, let alone in an elevator.

    If he's trying to be witty, I'm not seeing it. If he's trying to be funny, he fails consistently.

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