Wow - talk about an embarassing product failure.

Seriously, I can't make this shit up.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/story/2012/06/28/hand-sanitizer-recall.html

Hand sanitizer recalled for bacteria

Sanitizer may pose health risk to people with weakened immune systems

Kleenex-brand Luxury Foam Hand Sanitizer is under recall because of microbial contamination.

Health Canada said Thursday that product tests by manufacturer Kimberly-Clark Professional Corporation detected bacteria that may pose health risks to people with weakened immune systems, especially those with cystic fibrosis.