2011-06-24

Overheard on a bus - 06-23-2011.

White woman in her early 30's with red hair, glasses, a green sweater and a big ass and a grey smartphone. Evidently the phone was smarter than her because it kept crapping out (perhaps a sign that she should stop polluting the bus air with her diatribe about how her Groupon coupon a hair cut wasn't fun because all she wanted was a trim, and that the stylist cut more).

Also bloviated about her perfect parallel parking skills. The woman sitting next to her trying to read her book was probably wondering if this moron would ever perfect her shut-the-fuck-up skills.

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